One day, a Logger was hard at work chopping down a tree.

Suddenly, the tree spoke to him.

“Mr. Lumberjack!~ Mr. Lumberjack~ Please don't chop me down. It hurts when you keep hitting me.”

“Hmph! Goddammit, I gotta chop you down to make a living, you damn tree. Shut the fuck up and die!”

“Mr. Lumberjack~ If you promise not to chop me down, I'll transform into a beautiful woman and let you have your way with me instead~”

The Logger was delighted. The tree transformed into a beautiful woman, and he immediately began having sex with her.

He was enjoying himself so much that he shouted, “Ohhh~~ This feels sooo good!”

Just then, a Buddhist monk passing by saw him and said,

“Why are you sticking your dick into a tree?”

“What? Monk! This isn't a tree! It's a beautiful woman's vagina!”

“Don't give me that bullshit. Anyone can see it's a tree. You've become so consumed by lust that you're seeing a tree as a beautiful woman.”

The Logger was startled and looked at the tree again.

It wasn't a beautiful woman.

It was a tree.